As I watched the football game on Saturday night, some thoughts swirled around in my head. Thoughts I felt ought to be shared with the public.

  • Jeff Samardzija still needs a haircut
  • Shouting "False start!" when flags go flying and whistles are blown before the snap doesn't make you a football genius. You sound like a jackass. And an even bigger one if the call is encroachment.
  • Charlie Weiss should change his first name to Chuck, seeing as he undoubtedly eats a whole lot of ground chuck.
  • There are very few, if any, unattractive USC students.
  • The same cannot be said for ND students, however.
  • John David Booty may have one of the coolest names in college football, second only to Colt McCoy.
  • Conversely, Brady Quinn may have one of the girliest names in college football, second only to Rainbow McMiniskirt.
  • I could have totally made the same catch as Dwayne Jarrett. I just choose not to.
  • Singing the "Notre Dame Victory March" at a bar when your team is down 21-10 not only makes you a loser, but a pathetic loser.
  • It's a good thing Notre Dame's fans are Irish, as they are well-suited to drink their sorrows away.