Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Rejected Coke Advertising Campaigns and Slogans
July 30, 2007
If you try something new, you might not like it
It probably isn't that bad for your teeth really
Take it on a picnic, but only if you have a good cooler
Sometimes when you ask for Pepsi in a restaurant they give you coke anyway
I read on the internet that you can get
from Pepsi, but not Coke
Not so good from the plastic bottle but hey, what soda is?
I heard that the Pepsi side of life has a lot more instances of rape and drive-by shootings than the Coke side, just saying
The choice of a sustaining, loyal generation
Coke is so good I want to drink it with my nose
It's widely available
For myspace: You've just been
! Forward this to 10 people and drink one cokes (at least) or you're family will die.
: You can be Coked more than once, the same penalties apply each time
a baby polar bear runs into a baby penguin. The penguin has a coke, which he offers to share. The polar bear eats the penguin and washes him down with the crisp, refreshing coke
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.