Subject: ITS DAD
Sent: Mon 7/23/07 3:08 PM
From: MrWisehouse43@hotmail.com
To: REHABSUCKS1@imnotgoingthere.com

Hi Sweetie… Daddy here. I haven't heard from you lately, I leave a voicemail each time I call, but maybe it's broken or something. Who knows with today's crazy technology, right? Haha.

Anyway, I couldn't help but hear your popular single about twelve times yesterday and noticed that your reason for not going to rehab is that "your daddy thinks you're fine." Well, I do love you very much dear but that is not entirely true. I quite honestly think you may be able to benefit from some type of drug and alcohol rehabilitation center. Or at least some sort of general addiction treatment facility, pumpkin. I'm not saying to check yourself into some sort of looney bin or anything like that, but maybe just get a little help for yourself?

PS. You mention someone by the name of "Ray" in your song. I don't think I've had the pleasure of meeting him yet! Call me on the car phone and I'll make Olive Garden reservations for the three of us.

Love, Dad ‎


Subject: RE: ITS DAD
Sent: Wed 7/25/07 4:20 AM
From: REHABSUCKS1@imnotgoingthere.com
To: MrWisehouse43@hotmail.com

No, no, no.