Some random thoughts that drifted through my head when I flew back to school:

  • This kid next to me better not look over at my computer for a little while. That nude scene from Wedding Crashers is coming up and I don't want to have to minimize the screen
  • John Denver was in fact not full of shit; the Rockies are pretty damn rocky
  • I would definitely do brunette stewardess; it would take me about five beers for the blonde one
  • But seriously: what is the deal with airplane food?
  • What the hell song did I just listen to as I was dozing off?
  • Oh shit, is it in bad taste to mention John Denver in an article about airplanes?
  • If this plane goes down, that chick two rows ahead would probably be my best bet for sex
  • Plots of farmland are really square-shaped.
  • I hope no one heard that fart
  • I could totally parachute safely down to the ground from up here
  • Upon second thought, John Denver's passing was a while ago. And I couldn't do much worse than South Park