10. shit, now I have to join the peace corps
9. does anybody need a dead rabbit? and a bloody doorknob?
8. it's not cheating if they're identical
7. If this equation makes sense for you, then you've ruined my life: %n = BaByPrInCeSs386
6. Gotta go tell my gf something quickly, brb (idle for 16 hours 43 minutes)
5. time to get a dishwasher
4. i thought it was JRape.
3. it's not official until she changes her facebook status.
2. "You're a cheating bitch." Robert Frost
1. it's not you. it's your chemo.