Your Facebook profile lists you as looking for: A Relationship (0 points) Friendship (1 point) Random Play (2 points) Whatever I can get (3 points)
How do you feel about funny-looking, non-latin alphabets? They're stupid (0 points) Indifferent (1 points) I didn't know there were other alphabets, but I might be persuaded to use one of them if they used triangles for letters (2 points) I want to put them on everything I own (3 points)
How much school spirit do you have? I respect the education my school provides me, but don't see the point in pledging any allegiance to them beyond that (0 points) I go to a couple of football games a semester and cheer for our team (1 point) I'm the mascot. I've probably done 1,000 cartwheels in my school's honor by now. (2 points) I eat nothing but food dyes so I can sh*t out my school's colors (3 points)
What's missing from your life? Self-fulfillment (0 points) Friends (1 point) Daily Hazings (2 points) Exclusive theme parties where everyone is WASTED! (3 points)
When you drink alcohol you prefer to be: In a nice, quiet church (0 points) In a loud basement (1 point) Upside-down, in a loud basement (2 points) Upside-down, in a loud basement, surrounded by people chanting "drink!" (3 points)
What's wrong with your current friends? They're a little too wild for me (0 points) They don't want to join any intramural sports with me (1 point) Sometimes they study and they're never drunk all the time (2 points) They don't quote movies for as many years as they should. Come on guys, our Old School impersonations were just starting to get good! (3 points)
When you see someone you know in public, how would you like them to greet you? Smile, wave and say "Hi" (0 points) Yell your name (1 point) In their best Borat voice, request a high five (2 points) Chase you, tackle you to the ground and dry hump the sh*t out of you (3 points)
You are most easily persuaded by: Books! (0 points) Video games (1 point) Texas Hold'em tournaments (2 points) Free food and strippers (3 points)
You scored: points
0 8 Points: No, you won't be pledging this semester. You'll be too busy searching for inner-peace or studying or some sh*t. You're really weird. No frat or sorority would want you anyway. Maybe in a couple of years when you're done being a nerd and you're ready to PARTY you'll give greek life a shot. Until then, keep working on that global warming thing you keep talking about. Nerd.
9 16 Points: Congratulations, you're going to rush this semester, but you're not going to commit to anything. Look forward to a week or so filled with free trips to sporting events, some food and a bunch of other lame activities. It may not always be as fun as hanging out with your friends, but it's free! How could you pass that up?
17 24 Points: You're on your way to becoming a bona-fide member of Greek society. That sounds so classy! Remember The Chappelle Show? WHAT? OK! WHAT? YEAH! Just keep repeating those three things and you'll fit right in.