It's that time of the week again, the time when we post the stupidest questions you heard in class. If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.

The Nominees

A) University of Maryland, College Park, MD
Submitted by Gregory

In an Information Technology review
Shetard:
Are computer viruses man made?

B) Indiana University, Bloomington, IN
Submitted by Elizabeth

Talking about Wolf Spiders:
Professor: They are indigenous to Indiana.
Sorostitute: Does that mean it lives here?
Professor: (Ignores her)

C) University of Waterloo, Ontario, Canada
Submitted by Shahnawaz

In psychology class, while showing a graph of physical losses in childhood.
Professor:
what are the different losses associated with children while growing
up?
Brohan: …Pets?
Professor: (sighs)

D) University of Georgia, Athens, GA
Submitted by Steven

In a pathogenesis class, looking at the incidence of gonorrhea by year:
Professor: What do you think caused this increase here? (Points to around 1963)
Closet Racist: Civil Rights?

E) Louisiana State University, Baton Rouge, LA
Submitted by Robert

During a World History course.
Professor: Who won the Spanish Civil War?
Student: Spain?

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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.