I can't help but notice that this Deck the Gals contest hasn't really been going as well as I'd hoped. A startling majority of submissions have featured pink, fur-trimmed Victoria's Secret Santa costumes, and frankly, ladies, they don't do justice to the wealth of creativity I know you can muster for this sort of competition. Or (let's be honest) to your asse[t]s.
I have no problem with an old-fashioned Santa hat or white, fur-trimmed thigh-highs. It's not that I'm suggesting you haven't been putting forth any effort, but I know you can do better. In case you're at a loss for ideas and are too swamped with finals to brainstorm properly, I've compiled a very short list of suggestions for ways to decorate yourselves WITHOUT going to Victoria's Secret and dropping $75 on Christmas-themed pink lingerie.
Okay, girls, I hope that gets your wheels a-turning. Remember, boys started this contest because they want to pay us $100 to see us in our skivvies, so let's at least give them their money's worth.