Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
December 15, 2006
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be extremely strong but have no tolerance for pain or be extremely weak but hardly ever feel pain?
Submitted by Zane
Would you rather make out with Carlos Mencia for ten minutes or have to watch every episode of Mind of Mencia back-to-back?
Pee the bed during a one night stand or fart during a beej from your girlfriend?
Submitted by Dara
Be lovin' it or have it your way?
Be Tubgirl or Goatse?
Submitted by Jon
Stick your finger up your own ass or stick your finger up your best friend's ass?
Submitted by Jake
Be covered head to toe in scabs or head to toe in blisters?
Submitted by Jacklyn
Have a threesome with your parents and have no one on earth ever know about it or not have a threesome with your parents but have everyone think you did?
Submitted by Sam
Fall into a coma for twenty years and then wake up and resume your life for another forty years or live for twenty years more and then drop dead?
Submitted by Bobby
Would you rather be drafted and shipped over to Iraq for the next three
years or move your whole family to a bad neighborhood in Milwaukee and live there for the next twenty years?
Also from Bobby
Drink pina coladas or get caught in the rain?
And the winner of the You Were Definitely High When You Sent This In Award goes to Alex, who's pot-addled mind produced this.
Would you rather fight a bear with sharks for arms or two hundred first graders?
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