It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Be extremely strong but have no tolerance for pain or be extremely weak but hardly ever feel pain? Submitted by Zane
  • Would you rather make out with Carlos Mencia for ten minutes or have to watch every episode of Mind of Mencia back-to-back?
  • Pee the bed during a one night stand or fart during a beej from your girlfriend? Submitted by Dara
  • Be lovin' it or have it your way?
  • Be Tubgirl or Goatse? Submitted by Jon
  • Stick your finger up your own ass or stick your finger up your best friend's ass? Submitted by Jake
  • Be covered head to toe in scabs or head to toe in blisters? Submitted by Jacklyn
  • Have a threesome with your parents and have no one on earth ever know about it or not have a threesome with your parents but have everyone think you did? Submitted by Sam
  • Fall into a coma for twenty years and then wake up and resume your life for another forty years or live for twenty years more and then drop dead? Submitted by Bobby
  • Would you rather be drafted and shipped over to Iraq for the next three
    years or move your whole family to a bad neighborhood in Milwaukee and live there for the next twenty years? Also from Bobby
  • Drink pina coladas or get caught in the rain?
And the winner of the You Were Definitely High When You Sent This In Award goes to Alex, who's pot-addled mind produced this.

  • Would you rather fight a bear with sharks for arms or two hundred first graders?
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