Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Romantic or Creepy?
August 7, 2007
Romance is a funny thing; a romantic gesture toward a girl is completely influenced by how she feels about you. Be careful before going out on a limb for that special someone, because if a girl isn’t into you, your attempt at romance may be perceived as creepy. Take a hint from the following examples, which would all be deemed romantic by a girl who is into you, and creepy by a girl who isn’t.
Leaving flowers on her car while she’s at work.
Writing her a love poem.
Planning a surprise party.
Buying a teddy bear whose chest reads “I wuv u!”
Lighting candles in her bedroom and waiting for her wearing only a smile.
Giving her a coffee tin full of your ear wax.
Shaving her initials into your pubic hair.
Painting a picture of her using only blood and feces.
Taking her literally when she says she hates her parents; killing them.
Finding her dead from an apparent poisoning when, in fact, she’s only pretending to be dead, but killing yourself by drinking poison just the same due to the anguish.
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