Maneuvers
Distance
1:
Start out going SOUTH on the NECK towards CLEAVAGE.
2.1 inches
2:
Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the LEFT BREAST.
5.4 inches
3:
Take the 2nd EXIT towards RIGHT BREAST / SIDEBOOB / ARMPIT.
3.1 inches
4:
Follow the ROUNDABOUT around the RIGHT BREAST.
5.4 inches
5:
RIGHT BREAST becomes TORSO.
.3 inches
6:
Merge onto HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH via exit 14B on the LEFT towards BELLY BUTTON (Portions toll).
10.5 inches
7:
Continue to follow HAIRWAY TO HEAVEN SOUTH (crossing into MONS PUBIS).
2.2 inches
8:
Take the VULVA exit – exit 19 – towards LABIA MAJORA / LABIA MINORA / ANUS.
.1 inches
9:
Keep RIGHT to take I-90 E / MASSACHUSETTS TURNPIKE toward N.H.-MAINE / BOSTON.
84 miles
10:
Turn RIGHT.
< .1 inches
11:
Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
12:
Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
13:
Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
14:
End at ANUS.
15:
APOLOGIZE.
.2 minutes
16:
Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
17:
Turn RIGHT to follow VULVA NORTH towards CLITORIS.
1.6 inches
18:
End at CLITOR –
19:
Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
20:
Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
21:
Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
22:
End at CLITORIS, VUL –
23:
Turn LEFT.
<.1 inches
24:
Turn RIGHT.
<.1 inches
25:
End at CLITORIS, VULVA, US

Total Est. Time: 11 minutes, 42 seconds
Total Est. Distance: 84 miles, 3.2 bases

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