It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Be blind and gorgeous, or be deaf and have the best singing voice ever? Submitted by Boris
  • Have $5000, or 500 BJs? Submitted by Jim
  • Have a penis with a fingernail at the end, or no genitalia at all? Submitted by Brendan
  • Be from North Dakota or West Virginia?
  • Get it on with Robin from Double Dare or Mo from Guts? Submitted by Amanda
  • Go the rest of your life without eating anything made from potatoes, or anything made from tomatoes? Submitted by Ben
  • Have the arms of a newborn, or the nose of an old man?
  • Have a dinosaur to ride around on, or be able swim like a dolphin? Submitted by Brian
  • Fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him? Submitted by Andy
  • Be able to travel back in time, or be able to travel to the future?

And this week's Guy Who Doesn't Get The Concept Of A WYR Award goes to Mike, who sent in this.

  • Would you give the "thumbs-up-go-ahead" to kill the most unimportant man in the world to bang your fantasy chick?

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