Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
December 20, 2006
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Be blind and gorgeous, or be deaf and have the best singing voice ever?
Submitted by Boris
Have $5000, or 500 BJs?
Submitted by Jim
Have a penis with a fingernail at the end, or no genitalia at all?
Submitted by Brendan
Be from North Dakota or West Virginia?
Get it on with Robin from Double Dare or Mo from Guts?
Submitted by Amanda
Go the rest of your life without eating anything made from potatoes, or anything made from tomatoes?
Submitted by Ben
Have the arms of a newborn, or the nose of an old man?
Have a dinosaur to ride around on, or be able swim like a dolphin?
Submitted by Brian
Fight Mike Tyson, or talk like him?
Submitted by Andy
Be able to travel back in time, or be able to travel to the future?
And this week's Guy Who Doesn't Get The Concept Of A
Award goes to Mike, who sent in this.
Would you give the "thumbs-up-go-ahead" to kill the most unimportant man in the world to bang your fantasy chick?
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