It always sucked to be the poor kid, especially after Christmas. Just ask Thomas
Friend #1: Hey Thomas, how was Christmas.
Thomas: Fine, Fine. You know, whatever. It's over.
Friend #2: Mine was awesome! I got a Playstation 3!
Friend #3: I got a Nintendo Wii! But since its half the price of a PS3 my parents got me two.
Friend #1: What did you get Thomas?
Thomas: Huh? Get for what? Oh. Haha, sorry. Let's see a movie today.
Friend #2: What did you get for Christmas, Thomas?
Thomas: You know, same as you guys. What about Casino Royale? We'll need to sneak in though
Friend #3: You also got Playstation 3? Or you got two Nintendo Wiis?
Thomas: Nah, I didn't get those. Who do you guys have a crush on? Tell me yours, or I'm not telling mine.
Friend #1: Tell us what you got, Thomas. Tell us.
Thomas: I got stuff. What does it matter? You got stuff I got stuff. We all got stuff. All right who's got big new years eve plans: Shoot!
Friend #2: What kind of stuff.
Thomas: Stuff. Whatever, it's stuff. Everybody gets stuff for Christmas it doesn't matter what kinda stuff its just stuff. I think my parents are getting a divorce.
Friend #3: Like electronics?
Thomas: No, like cereal. I dunno, it doesn't matter what stuff. Christmas is over! I might be gay you guys.
Friend #2: What!? Cereal!? For Christmas!?
Thomas: Yeah, it's delicious. What? If we're going to see that movie about that dead zombie college football team we better leave now. Remember, we need to sneak in though. I made that clear before.
Friend #3: What kind of cereal was it? That is SO WEIRD!
Thomas: Like Kix, but the generic store brand. It's called Kox Stick Shaped Rice Puffs, but they're just as good. I have some if you guys want.
Reaches into pockets and takes some out
Friend #1: No, we don't want cereal! We want normal friends is what we want. Come on guys, lets go.
They all leave
Thomas: Christmas sucks.
Thomas' dad approaches
Thomas' Dad: Thomas it's me, your father. Did you keep your receipt? We're going to need to return that cereal.