Did you get back from break just to find that your best friend changed a LOT? Well, if he exhibits any of these symptoms, then you can be sure that he prefers the cock instead of your friendship…
- New Favorite Saying: Get out!
- New Favorite Word: Fierce
- New Favorite Drink: Cosmopolitan
- New Favorite CD: Justin Timberlake’s “FutureSex/LoveSounds”
- New Favorite Outfit: Jean skirt with leggings and a cute top
- New Favorite Movie: Fisting Firemen 9
- New Favorite Friend: Some gay dude named Phil
- New Favorite TV Show: Grey’s Anatomy
- New Favorite Family Member: Aunt Rita (Mad at Gay Uncle Al for turning him down)
- New Favorite Sex Position: Anything involving another guy
