Did you get back from break just to find that your best friend changed a LOT?  Well, if he exhibits any of these symptoms, then you can be sure that he prefers the cock instead of your friendship…

  • New Favorite Saying:  Get out!
  • New Favorite Word:  Fierce
  • New Favorite Drink:  Cosmopolitan
  • New Favorite CD:  Justin Timberlake’s “FutureSex/LoveSounds”
  • New Favorite Outfit:  Jean skirt with leggings and a cute top
  • New Favorite Movie:  Fisting Firemen 9
  • New Favorite Friend:  Some gay dude named Phil
  • New Favorite TV Show:  Grey’s Anatomy
  • New Favorite Family Member:  Aunt Rita (Mad at Gay Uncle Al for turning him down)
  • New Favorite Sex Position:  Anything involving another guy