Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Predictions For 2007, By The World's Most Accurate Psychic
December 29, 2006
My 100% reliable predictions for the coming year.
A famous celebrity will end life's journey and die peacefully at home!
A sports match will lead to an argument amongst friends!
Old Navy will advertise their reasonably priced half zip pullovers with the help of smiling people of various races singing a well-known song! There may even be dancing!
The Daily Show will highlight and mock George W. Bush's foibles!
There will be a natural disaster of some sort somewhere on the Earth!
Abortion will continue to cause disagreements between people of contrasting points of view!
Your Mother will forward you an email containing a funny cartoon which was forwarded to her by someone at her place of employment!
You will urinate at least once every day!
You will get sick! Nothing serious, though, most likely a sinus infection or a stomach bug.
The prophecy is told!
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