Big Words in Oh Seven
Choice [chois] adj. Awesome, excellent; of good quality
Choice - as in "That Corona trucker hat is choice!"
1: adj. sweet, awesome, fun
Crunchy - as in "This bologna sandwich is crunchy"
2: adj. New-age, modern hippie; a 21st century hippie if you will
Crunchy - as in "Check out Suzy Brah, she's sporting dreads and
birks, bitch went all crunchy."
Boss [baws, bos]
1: adj. Incredibly awesome, fantastic, cool
Boss - as in "Those tits are boss!"
2: n. a close friend or acquaintance
Boss - as in "What's up, Boss? You got the keg?"
1. n. boobies, breasts, bozongazongas, fun bags, etc.
Tits - as in "Holy cow Moose, did you see the tits on that girl?
They're so boss!"
2: Mind control devices. Source of women's power. What you look when
talking to them.
Tits - as in "Sorry Meg, I can't look at you, your tits are too crunchy."
3: adj. Sweet, cool, tight, awesome, crunchy
Tits - as in "Did you get Nintendo Wii? Shit's the tits"
or "These cookies are the tits."
New Phrase - "Shit's the tits"
Norb (Norbelsaurus) [nawrb]
n. An idiot; foolish or senseless person. A norb. A nub, nube, nubbin
Norb - as in "Ryan, you're such a norbelsaurus"
n. to be an asshole, reflect some douche-bagginess
Moosing - as in "Let's give the new pledges a royal moosing bring out
Brahzasaurus [brah-zuh sohr-us]
1. n. frat cat, a real bro, head of the pack, one of the fellas
Brahzasaurus - as in "Toss me a choice Coca Brola Brahzasaurus."
Plural form: Brahzasauri
This word is going to be the tits in Oh Seven!
Coca Brola [kohk-ah broh-luh]
n. The new choice name for Coca Cola or any carbonated beverage.
Coca Brola - as in "Toss me a Coca Brola bro."
n. tool, loser, idiot, Norb
Moish - as in "Ugh, you Moish!"
n. to cook three hot pockets at once only to find out that two of them are still frozen in the middle
Dorphed - as in "Shit, I'm an idiot, I can't believe I just dorphed!