It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Have your hands covered in scabs that never heal or have them covered in nasty acne that never goes away? From Anthony
  • Ruin your best friend's wedding or have him ruin yours? 
  • Always smell like poop or have everyone else always smell like poop? From Richard
  • Make out with Hulk Hogan or tell Hulk Hogan you had sex with
    his daughter? From Trey
  • Eat people meat once or eat wet cat food everyday? 
  • Not have elbows, making your arms permanently straight, or not have knees, making your legs permanently straight? From Emily
  • Be able to fly like Superman or have every other super power combined but not the power to fly?
  • Puke every 30 minutes for the rest of your life, or constantly have a fever of 103? From John
  • Have you parents and everyone you know be able to see your entire Google search history or see every email and IM you've ever sent?
  • Never be able to blink or never be able to shut your mouth? From Will

And today's "Hate-Fueled Bigot" award goes to Ron, who sent this in. 

"This may not be very PC but I don't care. Here goes:
Would you rather have a son who came out and told you he was gay
OR
have your daughter marry a black guy?
Tough one, huh?"

Congrats, Ron, you're a horrible person.

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