The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back from break and ready to embarrass your classmates once again. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @

The Nominees

A) Thomas More College, Lexington, KY
Submitted by Jeff

While looking over the class list before registration…

Why does professor Staff teach so many classes?

B) University of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
Submitted by Jillian

In a class for Special Education teachers, professor had just handed out a TAKE HOME final.

Idiot: Professor, is this an open book exam?
Professor: Laughs at her Only if you want it to be.

C) Columbus State, Columbus, GA
Submitted by Lance

In Geology class…

Professor:  Alright, now you guys name some commonly known elements?
Soccer Twat:  …dirt?

D) University of Richmond, Richmond, VA
Submitted by Eric

In a US History class, during a discussion of slavery.

Professor: The three-fifths compromise was an agreement reached between
the North and the South under which only 3/5 of slaves counted towards a
state's population in the House of Representatives.
Genius Girl:  Wait… slaves count as one now, right?
Professor: Asks girl to leave

E) WACTC (Nurse Training School), PA
Submitted by Jennifer

Instructor: If someone had shortness of breath and complaining of chest pain, what would you do?
Worst Nurse Ever: Call 911?
Instructor: You are 911.


This poll is no longer active.

Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.