The Stupid Question Hall of Fame is back from break and ready to embarrass your classmates once again. Remember the rules – If you send in the absolute stupidest, you get a free Big Shocker. Read all five and cast your vote. And, if you heard something stupid in class this week, send it to me at CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com.

The Nominees

A) Thomas More College, Lexington, KY
Submitted by Jeff

While looking over the class list before registration…

Girl:
Why does professor Staff teach so many classes?

B) University of the Pacific, Stockton, CA
Submitted by Jillian

In a class for Special Education teachers, professor had just handed out a TAKE HOME final.

Idiot: Professor, is this an open book exam?
Professor: Laughs at her Only if you want it to be.

C) Columbus State, Columbus, GA
Submitted by Lance

In Geology class…

Professor:  Alright, now you guys name some commonly known elements?
Soccer Twat:  …dirt?

D) University of Richmond, Richmond, VA
Submitted by Eric

In a US History class, during a discussion of slavery.

Professor: The three-fifths compromise was an agreement reached between
the North and the South under which only 3/5 of slaves counted towards a
state's population in the House of Representatives.
Genius Girl:  Wait… slaves count as one now, right?
Professor: Asks girl to leave

E) WACTC (Nurse Training School), PA
Submitted by Jennifer

Instructor: If someone had shortness of breath and complaining of chest pain, what would you do?
Worst Nurse Ever: Call 911?
Instructor: You are 911.

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Whoever sent in the stupidest question, as determined by you, wins a Big Shocker! And for any of you interested in winning one of your own, send us the stupidest question you've heard in class to CHStupidQuestions @ Gmail.com and remember to include your school or we won't be able to use it.