Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Pick-up Lines For The Blind
August 13, 2007
"Wanna go see a movie? Yeah, me neither."
"Help, some hooligans spun me in circles and I need a sexy young thing to help me regain my orientation!"
"That's odd. Your acne spells "let's knock boots" in braille."
"Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?"
"You smell pretty."
"They say when you lose your sight your other senses are sharpened. I can already sense that your name is Jennifer. Oh, Carol? My bad."
"What up butterface."
"They say that love is colorblind. Blind people are also colorblind, so let's make love."
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.