Bitterness towards Family Guy

Time spent defending the continuous quality of the show

Likelihood of saying, "Come on guys, from The Simpsons?" after obscure quotes

Amount you appreciate Maggie

Average screen time given to your favorite character (known as the Cletus Conjecture)

Belief that learning the greater Simpsons vernacular is a cromulent activity that embiggens the mind

Amount that you "get" Comic Book Guy