AMELIA BEDELIA'S MOST COSTLY MISTAKES FROM HER DAY AS A SURGEON
by Max Lance, TheTripe.com

Asked a stroke victim if it was a back or butterfly.

Read July horoscopes to people in the cancer ward.

Turned on all surge protectors for the woman who needed a surgeon.

Casually walked around the man who needed a bypass.

Took rhinoplasty and elephantitis patients to the zoo.

Sent cops after Brett "The Hitman" Hart after a report of a heart attack.

Made a decree against coup-de-tats after someone reported a seizure.

Put up a "No politician assistants" sign to stop diagnosis of AIDS.

Invaded East Timor after finding a lump on a woman's right breast.

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