Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Hot New Ideas for Theme Parties
August 16, 2007
I think we've all heard of the classic college themed parties like "Pimps and Hos," and "Golf Pros and Tennis Hos," or "G.I. Joes and Army Hos". I think it's about time to spice them up a little with fall semester right around the corner.
Check out these hot new themes that'll be hoppin' all over the country this semester!
Jockos and Tacos
Mac Pros and P.C. Hos
Egyptian Pharoahs and Mummy Hos
Star Wars Geeks and Trekkie Freaks
Edgar Allen Poes and Prose Hos
Home Depots and Backgarden Hos
Fidel Castros and Communist Foes (Alternate: Francisco Francos and Nationalist Hos)
Robinson Crusoes and Tropical Island Hos
Severely Psychotic Schizos and Chronically Depressed Hos
Nazi Germany Gestapos and Reichssicherheitshauptamt Hos
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