Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
August 23, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Fight one hundred kindergarteners or one extremely jacked guy?
Slice like a ninja or cut like a razor blade?
See your parents having kinky sex or see your grandparents having normal sex?
Always have your fingers be sticky or greasy?
Get a tattoo of a wiener on your nose or a tattoo of a nose on your wiener?
Live in a world where people only speak 300 quotes or Borat quotes?
Watch your hot cousin eat a popsicle or watch your ugly cousin undress?
Have to take freezing cold or scalding hot showers for the rest of your life?
Live free to die hard?
Finally, this week's winner of the
Melt My Mind
Award is Amnon, who sent in this.
Can I please be the winner of the "Can I please be the winner of the Award?" award?
Way to go, Amnon, you bugged me out.
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