It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.

Would You Rather…

  • Fight one hundred kindergarteners or one extremely jacked guy? From Tom
  • Slice like a ninja or cut like a razor blade? From Vanilla
  • See your parents having kinky sex or see your grandparents having normal sex? From Linh
  • Always have your fingers be sticky or greasy? From Falcon
  • Get a tattoo of a wiener on your nose or a tattoo of a nose on your wiener? From Lindsay
  • Live in a world where people only speak 300 quotes or Borat quotes? From Halu
  • Watch your hot cousin eat a popsicle or watch your ugly cousin undress? From Rolph
  • Have to take freezing cold or scalding hot showers for the rest of your life? From Chris
  • Live free to die hard? From John

Finally, this week's winner of the Melt My Mind Award is Amnon, who sent in this.
  • Can I please be the winner of the "Can I please be the winner of the Award?" award?
Way to go, Amnon, you bugged me out.

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