Dean Cain: Hello Wendell, welcome to Yarvard- the hybrid of Yale and Harvard we had to create when you got 1 million on your SuperSATs. I'll be your Dean, Dean Cain- TV's Superman.
Cheerleading Team: Hey Wendell!
Cheerleading Captain: Is that a dragon on your silk shirt?
Cheerleading Captain: (Flashes her breasts) I love you.
Quarterback of the Yarvard Football Team: Here, you be QB, I suck compared to you.
Dean Cain: Hey, do you want some diamonds?
Dean Cain: (Dumping a bucket of diamonds on Wendell) What's that orange stuff under your fingernails?
Wendell: Cheeto cheese.
Cheerleading Captain: (Licking it off) It's delicious.
Mr. Blatt: I'm proud of you, Wendell.
Mrs. Blatt: Your father and I are getting back together.
Cheerleading Team: Let's be roommates!