1. What's Erik Estrada doing these days? Farting.
  2. When your head's in an elephants butt, life is grand.
  3. He knows Kung Fu.
  4. David Blaine, you're a hack.
  5. Know those crappy street drummers? This isn't one.

Pic of the Day
The ancient Egyptians worshiped cats, and many believe the pyramids were built to honor them.