University of South Carolina: 50% chance of hot, 50% chance of rain.
University at Buffalo: 100% chance of cold, 99% chance of snow.
Oxford University: 86% chance of rain.
Cambridge University: 68% chance of bad teeth.
San Diego State University: 100% chance of "nice".
University of Florida: 33% chance of raining Gatorade.
University of Kentucky: 0% chance of raining fried chicken. :(
Catholic University: 21% chance of apocalyptic rains of fire smiting the heathens in the name of the LORD!
Kansas State University: 40% chance of a tornado, 5% chance of being whisked away to a magical world called Oz.
Rutgers University: 90% chance you're wearing flip flops.
University of Southern California: 100% chance you're wearing flip-flops.
Harvard: 73% chance you're wearing a sweater-vest.
Texas A&M: 35% chance you're wearing a cowboy hat.
University of Texas: 43% chance you're wearing a cowboy hat.
Princeton University: 98% chance you're a douchebag.
Baylor University: 100% chance "Judge" is going to get loose one day and maul somebody.
Clemson University: 0% chance of beating USC.
University of Colorado: 85% chance of your state being confused with Wyoming.
Providence University: 16% chance of your state being invaded by Connecticut.
University of Maine: 64% chance of moose.