University of South Carolina: 50% chance of hot, 50% chance of rain.


University at Buffalo: 100% chance of cold, 99% chance of snow.


Oxford University: 86% chance of rain.


Cambridge University: 68% chance of bad teeth.


San Diego State University: 100% chance of "nice".


University of Florida: 33% chance of raining Gatorade.


University of Kentucky: 0% chance of raining fried chicken. :(


Catholic University: 21% chance of apocalyptic rains of fire smiting the heathens in the name of the LORD!


Kansas State University: 40% chance of a tornado, 5% chance of being whisked away to a magical world called Oz.


Rutgers University: 90% chance you're wearing flip flops.


University of Southern California: 100% chance you're wearing flip-flops.


Harvard: 73% chance you're wearing a sweater-vest.


Texas A&M: 35% chance you're wearing a cowboy hat.


University of Texas: 43% chance you're wearing a cowboy hat.


Princeton University: 98% chance you're a douchebag.


Baylor University: 100% chance "Judge" is going to get loose one day and maul somebody.


Clemson University: 0% chance of beating USC.


University of Colorado: 85% chance of your state being confused with Wyoming.


Providence University: 16% chance of your state being invaded by Connecticut.


University of Maine: 64% chance of moose.