It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Go to a school that offers Looking at Naked Girls 101 with a prerequisite of Looking at Naked Guys 101 or have a school that doesn't offer Looking at Naked Girls 101 at all? From Brandon
  • Be married to an extremely banging chick who got uglier every time you had sex, or an ugly broad who got hotter every time you had sex? From Pizza
  • Drivea Ferrari that could only go35 MPH or a mini-van that could go180 MPH? From Patrick
  • Eat a pound of boogers or a pound of ear wax? From Will
  • Watch the person you love marry your best friend or your worst enemy? From Chris
  • Only be able to listen to Weird Al or only be able to listen to Nickleback?
  • Go back in time to be an extra in your favorite movie or sing backup vocals to your favorite song? From Penny
  • Have horns or a tail?
  • Eat fresh or think outside the bun? From John
  • Not have any choice or not have any choice? From Deepali

Finally, this week's winner of the Creatively Gross Award is Seth, who sent in this.

  • Hey yo Streeter, can I call you street? Read this would you rather,
    with a phat beat!

    Would you rather puke in your car, on the way to the bar, or sh*t your
    pants, at the high school dance?

    Word yo,

    Seth S.
Nice work, Seth. And yes, you can call me Street.

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