1) Drink. A LOT. Pregame with 8 or 9 shots of vodka/gin/rum/151 before you head out for the night. Once you arrive, be sure to sign up for a game of pong. If you suck at pong, sign up several times, using aliases. Be sure to fill your cups up all the way you don't want people thinking you're a wuss. After the pong, head over to the flip cup table and play that for about a half-h
5) Wake up. For maximal effect, this step should take place in a corn field or prison cell, naked.