10. Your interpretation of "get it done by any means necessary" is "having sex with anyone necessary"

9. You have greater then, or equal to, ten mini skirts

8. You're in a sorority

7. You don't remember the names of the last 5 guys you kissed and/or had sex with

6. You're my ex-girlfriend

5. You have made out with a guy and his dad … in the same night

4. Your mom taught you how to give blowjobs

3. You have more condoms in your room then 7-11

2. You've had sex on your roommates bed while she was sleeping in it

1. You walk the streets at night and offer sex in exchange for money



Note: though it is a good sign, being in a sorority doesn't necessarily mean that you're a whore. I had to put that joke in here, well …. cause it's funny. somewhat