Just answer the questions below to see if you're going to pass all of your classes this semester, or if you'll be riding the F train to life working behind a cash register!
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0 8 Points: Woah! Look at captain over-achiever here, passing all of his classes every semester. You probably think you're so smart, don't you. Guess what? While you were spending your nights working hard for that 2.5 GPA the rest of the world was out partying and learning valuable life lessons. That's right, you can't learn everything from a book, Bookie McNerdface. Why don't you just leave school during your junior year, start Microsoft and make a bajillion dollars, loser!
9 16 Points: You're probably going to fail one or two classes this semester. It's no big deal. Being on the five, six, or seven-year plan means you'll have a couple more years of fun while everyone else is being boring adults with real jobs.
17 24 Points: Why are you even wasting your parents' money on tuition? You're not going to pass anything. You'd probably have an extra $10,000 a year to spend on beer and weed if you just lived near a college and didn't enroll. Keep pretending to be a student, though. No one likes a townie, which you're going to be someday anyway.