What they think I think:

So today there were some protesters on campus. Did you see them? Man, talk about presenting an extremely convincing argument. I admire their bravery to take a side on such a controversial topic. Ya know, they're much braver than me. Up until I saw them today, I was really undecided on the issue. And, when I saw them, I thought I'd just hurry past like I usually do. But, this time, something caught my eye. One of them had this really frickin' sweet poster. It was so articulate and cool that it just completely blew my mind. Because of that poster, I have completely changed my world view. I can already tell that my life is 110% better. Thank you, Mister Protester. Thank you.

What I actually think: