5. "An Inconvenient Fuck" starring Al Gore and Hillary Clinton

4. "If the dick don't fit you must acquit" starring OJ Simpson and white women

3. "No Pussy Left Behind, well except this one" starring George Bush and Condeleza Rice

2. "Lesbian Crevices" starring Rosie Odonell and a bowling pin

1. "Holy Fucking Shit" starring Jesus Christ and shit