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Call me conservative, but I would like to see Carlos Santana's senior citizenship status revoked.
The Reflexive Slam"Hey, 1984 called they want their insult structure back."
My new car is pretty annoying. Whenever I back up it makes a beeping noise to warn me that there is a car behind me. Then the beeping becomes faster as I get closer to the car behind me. Then it's just a high pitched tone, and finally the sound of a bumper being crushed like an aluminum can. It's like "Jesus, I get it!"
My parents just got separated. It was an expensive procedure, but my parents are no-longer conjoined twins. WHOA, Oh MY GOD, I wonder if they were related.
The CSI EmmysBest Episode of CSI The one where it turned out it was an assisted suicide, CSI: New York
Best Actor in a CSI Gary Sinese (Mac Taylor), CSI: New York
Best Overall CSI Regular CSI
My friend's away message read, "at f*cking school." I thought either he is upset that he has to attend class or he's currently enrolled in the greatest learning institution of all time.
I never understood people who were homophobic. Why would you be afraid of some limp wristed fag? Is he going to tickle you to death?
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