• V (V for Vendetta) – No Use for a Name
  • Viktor Navorski (The Terminal) – All-American Rejects
  • Kunta Kinte (Roots) – Nappy Roots
  • Lee Harvey Oswald (JFK) – Dead Kennedys
  • Darth Vader (Star Wars) – Weezer
  • Ennis Del Mar (Brokeback Mountain) – Butthole Surfers
  • Jack Twist (Brokeback Mountain) – Coldplay
  • Moe Syzlak (The Simpsons Movie) – moe.
  • John Connor (Terminator 1, 2, and 3) – Rage Against the Machine
  • Tinkerbell (Peter Pan) – The Pixies
  • Al Gore (An Inconvenient Truth) – Air Supply
  • Dr. Hank McCoy (X-Men) – Cut Chemist
  • Superman (Superman) – Bright Eyes
  • Stuart Little (Stuart Little) – Modest Mouse
  • Il Postino (Il Postino) – The Postal Service
  • Goldfinger (Goldfinger) – Goldfinger
  • Joe Simpson (Touching the Void) – Snow Patrol
  • Willy Wonka (Charlie and the Chocolate Factory) – Sugarcult
  • Adrian Cronauer (Good Morning, Vietnam) – Radiohead
  • President James Marshall (Air Force One) – Presidents of the United States of America
  • The Tin Man (The Wizard of Oz) – Metallica
  • Roy Munson (Kingpin) – Bowling For Soup
  • Lt. Dan (Forrest Gump) – The Shins
  • Tommy Callahan (Tommy Boy) – Cake
  • David Mills (Se7en) – Taking Back Sunday
  • Heinrich Harrer (Seven Years in Tibet) – Nirvana
  • Danny Ocean (Ocean's Eleven) – Simple Plan
  • Tyler Durden (Fight Club) – Dropkick Murphy's
  • Vincent (Collateral) – Death Cab for Cutie
  • Dr. Malcolm Crowe (The Sixth Sense) – Theory of a Deadman
  • Dane Cook (Any movie) – Tool
  • Dick Clark (Confessions of a Dangerous Mind) – The Strokes
  • Ron Jeremy (Whore of the Worlds) – Bush
  • Jenna Jameson (Up and Cummers #11) – Cream
Idea and contributions by Happy Happy Happy Man
Additional contributions by Matt, Mac, and Lisa