Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
September 20, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Only be able to watch women's soccer or women's basketball?
Have a constant, painful nose pimple, or a constant, painful sore on the inside of your cheek?
Fight Charles Barkley or all the people from Gnarls Barkley at once?
Have everything you drink be alcoholic or never drink alcohol again?
Get stuck in an elevator or get stuck on a rollercoaster?
Eat sh*t and die or eat sh*t and live forever with the nickname "sh*teater"?
Drive a crappy car for the rest of your life or drive any car you want but it is constantly blaring the "
have your shower be a little too hot or a little too cold forever?
Date a really hot chick who's way smarter than you and never wrong
about anything or an equally hot chick who's dumb as a post and always
wrong about everything?
Work for Dunder-Mifflin (
) or Initech (
Finally, this week's winner of the
Yeah, I'm High
Award is Brian, who sent in this.
have a pet dolphin that could talk to you and give you rides, or a dragon who could fly you places but no verbal communication?
Take a nap, Brian. You've earned it.
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