It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Only be able to watch women's soccer or women's basketball? From Matt
  • Have a constant, painful nose pimple, or a constant, painful sore on the inside of your cheek? From Mike
  • Fight Charles Barkley or all the people from Gnarls Barkley at once? From Chad
  • Have everything you drink be alcoholic or never drink alcohol again? From Connor
  • Get stuck in an elevator or get stuck on a rollercoaster? From Danny
  • Eat sh*t and die or eat sh*t and live forever with the nickname "sh*teater"? From Sid
  • Drive a crappy car for the rest of your life or drive any car you want but it is constantly blaring the "Viva Viagra" song? From Ral
  • have your shower be a little too hot or a little too cold forever? From James
  • Date a really hot chick who's way smarter than you and never wrong
    about anything or an equally hot chick who's dumb as a post and always
    wrong about everything? From Alex
  • Work for Dunder-Mifflin (The Office) or Initech (Office Space)? From Patrick

Finally, this week's winner of the Yeah, I'm High Award is Brian, who sent in this.

  • WYR have a pet dolphin that could talk to you and give you rides, or a dragon who could fly you places but no verbal communication?

Take a nap, Brian. You've earned it.

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