Caller: Yo homie, give us Pete's shirt back!
Caller: Pete! Your dawg!
Dave: Why do you want his shirt?
Caller: Why do you talk to the hand? Oh, I remember, because the face ain't listening.
Dave: Real cool man
What shirt are you talking about?
His sweet Third Eye Blind shirt!
Dave: He loves that shirt.
Caller: But it's ours!
Dave: No it's not.
Caller: Well not technically, just tell him we want it back. Tell him we will trade it for a Tomigotchi, Furby, or a Tickle Me Elmo, his choice.
Dave: Whatever man, I got to go, bye.
Caller: Bye, Bye, Bye!
Caller: Word to yo' mutha.
Dave: Vanilla Ice
Dave hangs up phone
Pete returns from class wearing the Third Eye Blind shirt
Dave: Hey Pete, the 1990's called, they want their shirt back.
You're so lame.