Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
October 5, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have a girl fall asleep while you are having sex, or have her tell you to "just stop" because she is going to fall asleep?
Get shot in the leg, or stabbed in the arm?
Be able to draw perfect geometrical shapes, or be able to write in Times New Roman font?
Be able to complete to complete sentences
Run a mile on scalding hot concrete or swim a half a mile in freezing cold water?
Have your boogers smell bad or your tongue taste bad?
Have to swear in every sentence you speak or be limited to a third
Have body hair that is constantly growing or have a cone head that
grows 2 inches every year?
Eat a whole can of dog food or a whole tube of toothpaste?
Finally, this week's winner of the
You Stumped Me
Award is Tony, who sent in this.
Give up oral sex for the rest of your life or give up cheese for the rest of your life?
Congrats Tony, I honestly can't make up my mind. This
was so good it went out to the entire CH office and we're all debating it now.
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Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com
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