-“Wanna Be Startin Somethin
A sexual relationship with a twelve year old boy

-“You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal
Well, half right

-“Beat It
To pictures of twelve year old boys

-“The girl is mine

Just a really sweet song about a rat

-“It don’t matter if you’re black or white
Or indecisive

-“I Wanna Rock With You
If you’re twelve and a boy

-“Pretty Young Thing
Thriller was so good that no one even saw this as a warning sign

-“Who’s bad?
Well I dunno, but I do know who settles out of court to avoid 2nd degree felony charges. I guess that wasn’t as catchy though.

-“Off the Wall
Yeah that’s about right