-practice makes perfect
what it really means: everything you are doing is wrong. stop sucking, retard

-don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened
what it really means: you're not gonna smile that much anymore, so you better find the fact that your girlfriend dumped you amusing

-it is better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all
what it really means: I'm a virgin

-there is no "i" in "team"
what it really means: I still live with my parents cause I can't do anything on my own

-happiness is where we find it, but rarely where we seek it
what it really means: I have lived a life full of rejection and disappointment

-do or do not, there is no try
what it really means: I'm a virgin