It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR.  See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires.  And remember, if you've got a great WYR, send it to me at Streeter.Seidell @

Would You Rather…

  • Have a fresh baked pumpkin pie, or a fresh baked apple pie? From Ben
  • Get caught masturbating by your friends or get caught watching "From Justin to Kelly" by your friends?
  • Eat all your family members or have them all eat you? From Billy
  • Have your penis and your nose switched or your mouth and anus switched? From Adam
  • Have the arms of the opposite sex or the legs? From Spencer
  • Drink a bottle of Ketchup or Mustard? From David
  • Get rejected by a girl in front of all your friends or have Jessica Alba tell you she finds you the most unattractive man on the planet?
  • Drink rotten milk out of a hairy glass or drink fresh milk out of a hairy ass? From DJ  – Rhyming Bonus Points!
  • Stare at a closeup picture of a butthole for 22 minutes every week or watch 24/7 every week?
And this week's 'You're Either A Comic Genius Or Retarded' Award goes to Danni, who sent this query in. 

  • Would you rather have the ability to fly at walking speed or fly one foot off the ground as fast as you can?
That sounds suspiciously like 'running' to me…

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