Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
The Weekly WYR
January 11, 2007
It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly
. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great
, send it to me at
Streeter.Seidell @ Gmail.com.
Would You Rather
Have a fresh baked pumpkin pie, or a fresh baked apple pie?
Get caught masturbating by your friends or get caught watching "From Justin to Kelly" by your friends?
Eat all your family members or have them all eat you?
Have your penis and your nose switched or your mouth and anus switched?
Have the arms of the opposite sex or the legs?
Drink a bottle of Ketchup or Mustard?
Get rejected by a girl in front of all your friends or have Jessica Alba tell you she finds you the most unattractive man on the planet?
Drink rotten milk out of a hairy glass or drink fresh milk out of a hairy ass?
Rhyming Bonus Points!
Stare at a closeup picture of a butthole for 22 minutes every week or watch 24/7 every week?
And this week's 'You're Either A Comic Genius Or Retarded' Award goes to Danni, who sent this query in.
Would you rather have the ability to fly at walking speed or fly one foot off the ground as fast as you can?
That sounds suspiciously like 'running' to me
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