I just received an invitation via Facebook to National Sex Day, which begins at 12:00am December 21st, and ends at 12am December 22nd. They even have a link to a resource for getting free condoms. For some reason I am endlessly fascinated by this and my brain has been on overdrive. Some thoughts:
I immediately joined the event and set my RSVP to "Attending." Then I wrote on the wall, "I can't last that long. Maybe until 12:05am if she's lucky."
45,000 people have set their RSVPs to "Not Attending." Seriously? Who is sitting at home right now going, "National Sex Day, hmm? No no, that doesn't sound fun at all."
76,000 people are attending. 73,359 of them are full of shit. These figures are exact.
I wonder how many children will be conceived on National Sex Day.
There are dozens of skeezy guys using this as an excuse to write stupid shit like "Hey ladies, who wants to help me celebrate? hahaha ROTFL!!!! But seriously "
Another wall post: "Condoms are a conspiracy perpetrated by the U.S. Government. In other news, I'm behind on my child support again."
The event is growing exponentially. Several hundred people have joined since I started writing this post. You can almost see the STDs spreading in front of your very eyes.
Alright, the novelty has passed. That was fun while it lasted.