1. All girls from Poland are named Svetlana.


2.Every male from Los Angeles in the 90's name was AJ, they were all black,and they all had high-topfade haircuts.


3. Mike O'Malley loves cocaine.


4. Climbing the Agro-Crag is the single greatest feat man can accomplish. Fuck you EverestÂ…we're goin to the Crag.


5.Everything you do is more fun if your tied to the ceiling with a bungee cord.


6.Every single person on the planet loved Michael Jordan. Any one who didnt was clearly un-dead, a communist, or from South America in which case they still hadnt gotten over Pele.


7. Who the fuck thought that that piece of rock was a good prize?


8. The Crag is not really radioactive.


9. I do not "have it."


10. I was really stupid when I was a little kid. Really. Fucking. Dumb.