Fill in the blank, "This is my _____ semester": Fifth (0 points) Last (1 point) First (2 points) Only (3 points)
What's your favorite thing about living away from home? I never have any trouble finding a Pokemon Stadium opponent (0 points) The cafeteria has a buffet everyday! (1 point) My mom isn't here to tell me what I can and can't put in the microwave (2 points) My mom isn't here to tell me I can't build my own microwave (3 points)
What state is your college in? Oregon (0 points) My community college is in the same state I've always lived in (1 point) North Dakota (2 points) Not sure (3 points)
How important is having a good GPA to you? I'll do my best, but I won't push myself too hard (0 points) Whatevs (1 point) The most important thing in the world (2 points) Some kid bet me $5 I couldn't get a 2.0 if I do shrooms every day this semester. So, a little (3 points)
What's your most difficult class? Attractive, Nude Girl-From-Your-English-Class Figure Drawing 101 (0 points) Gross Old Naked Homeless Man Figure Drawing 201 (1 point) Programming Environments 301 (2 points) Trigophysicometry 401 (3 points)
Finish this sentence, "Drinking is
": Fun once in a while (0 points) Helps me be social at parties (1 points) An activity for losers and failures (2 points) 2 pm to 11 pm at my place, then we hit the bars (3 points)
What's your greatest accomplishment at school? Made lots of great friends (0 points) Once made it to class on time (1 point) Once handed in a 78-page paper when the minimum was only four (2 points) One time I busted my head open riding a surfboard down the stairs. My friend stitched it back together with dental floss. I didn't even have to go to the hospital (3 points)
Which most closely resembles a typical night for you? Hang out with some dudes, maybe play some Smash Brothers or Halo (0 points) Do some beers, study a little, maybe go to a party. Whatevs (1 point) Study, run 5 miles, go to my Tae Kwon Do class, study, eat a healthy meal, study, then a full 8 hours of sleep (2 points) Get drunk, black out then check the CollegeHumor picture section in the morning to see what I did (3 points)
You scored: points
0 8 Points: Yayyy, you're going to keep being alive! If you work hard and keep surviving long enough, you can be the President of the United States, or even an astronaut! The possibilities are endless when you don't go crazy or fall off the frat-house roof.
9 16 Points: Inconclusive. If you keep living the way you do you're going to end up in that nasty limbo between life and death called a coma. When you wake up you're going to have to take your classes again. Being in the hospital doesn't mean you get A's in everything. Best to play it safe for a while and avoid a Groundhog Day-like experience.
17 24 Points: You either scored this high because your wild life of partying and fun is nearly identical to an episode of Jackass, or because you work yourself too hard. Either way, your body can't handle it forever. When the big meltdown finally comes it's going to be quite a show. Try and give your friends a heads up so your legend can live on forever on Youtube.