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The Nominees
  • A) Hofstra University, Oak Ridge , New Jersey Submitted by Zack

    Genius in the Back: Are wet dreams, like, real?

    Professor: Wet dreams are nocturnal emissions.

    Genius: Right but are they real?

    -silence-

  • B) Flagler College, St. Augustine, Florida Submitted by Spencer

    Professor: … so the Pope settled the dispute with the Line of Demarcation…

    The Brain (interrupting): Wait, was it a real line?

  • C) Embry-Riddle, Port Orange, Florida Submitted by Blake

    Professor tries to make a stupid joke about people not turning in a term paper then the slightly special kid asks a question back

    Professor: I know some of you didn't turn it in, probably just procrastinated until it was to late. I can relate though. . . in college I was going to join the procrastinators' club, but I never got around to it.

    The Brilliance: Why not?

  • D) Greenville Technical College, Greer, South Carolina Submitted by James

    The Professor was discussing how the flood in the Epic of Gilgamesh paralleled that of the flood in the bible, yet the epic of Gilgamesh was written over a thousand years before the bible.

    Blondie: So, how could the flood happen in Gilgamesh if it really happened in the bible?

  • E) Lawrence Technological University, Macomb, Michigan Submitted by Matt

    Professor is talking about jet engines.

    Genius: "Would the exhaust coming out of the engine be hot?"

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