105% – soon to be a major motion picture
Deaf Buddhist Proverbs
- What is the sound of two hands clapping?
- If a tree falls in the woods, does it make a sound?
- What is the noise my daughter emits when she is smiling/shaking? Is this laughter?
An apple a day keeps anyone away if your throw it hard enough.
I choose to spend my time thinking about the good in my life rather than the bad. It takes less time that way. So I can masturbate more.
Sports News for People Who Hate Sports
- Baseball's almost over. The Yankees are out.
- Football!!!!
- Hockey?
Before Rodney Dangerfield Found His Comedic Voice
"A girl phoned me the other day and said, 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. We had sex."
According to Wikipedia monkeys have a clitoris, but damned if I can find it. Whatever, I've learned a bag of bananas will make her just as excited.