Do your parents not understand technology? None of them do, they're all morons! People that dumb shouldn't be allowed to breed. It's tragic, really.

If you've got an example of your Parents Just Don't Understanding, embarrass them and send it to parentsjustdontunderstand (at)

  • Instead of shutting off the computer, my grandma just pulls the plug.
    -Liz from Schaumburgn

  • My mom once claimed that we had an outlet for wireless in our house, apparently not realizing that makes no sense.
    -J from UPenn
  • One day I showed my mom our house in Google Earth. She got up from her seat, walked into the middle of our front yard, started looking up at the sky, and started yelling, "can you see me from space?"
    - Blake R from Southern Maryland
  • My mother sent me to help her friend because she was having trouble installing new software. When I got there I saw that her fifteen-year-old computer had a five-and-a-quarter-inch floppy drive on it. She had jammed the CD into it.
  • My grandmother once yelled at me, saying that if I type too fast I will break her computer.
    -Tyler from Lakeville
  • My dad asked me how to send a text message from the house phone. He had been trying all day.