The password to every e-mail account I've ever used is "joojoobean".
Not to be outdone by that Nicholas Cage movie, I once stole then replaced the original U.S. Constitutionall in one night.
My 2005 Pontiac Sunfire is actually a Transformer named "Bulldog".
In a parallel universe, there is an entire country made of chocolate and hookers, and I am its king.
I have shaken hands with Jesus. I haven't had an outbreak since.
Due to a clerical error, I now own 50% of James Gandolfini.
My bones are made of titanium, and my muscles are made of dinosaurs.
I have six fingers on my right foot.
I can voluntarily sweat blood, at which time lightning from the gods surges through my body, setting aflame all who step in my path, as I lay waste to entire cities, shouting to the mere humans of Earth to kneel before my wrath.
I have three dogs.