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- Your ideal three way with Jessica Alba and Giselle Bundchen takes place on the Guardian map and they're on your team for capture the flag.
- When your mother calls to ask how you've been, you suspect she's spying for the Covenant.
- You call Home Depot and ask about pricing on Gravity Hammers.
- You voted for Master Chief at the Iowa Caucus.
- You're already standing in line for Halo 4.
- You stay behind at your grandfather's funeral expecting him to respawn.