• Your ideal three way with Jessica Alba and Giselle Bundchen takes place on the Guardian map and they're on your team for capture the flag.
  • When your mother calls to ask how you've been, you suspect she's spying for the Covenant.
  • You call Home Depot and ask about pricing on Gravity Hammers.
  • You voted for Master Chief at the Iowa Caucus.
  • You're already standing in line for Halo 4.
  • You stay behind at your grandfather's funeral expecting him to respawn.