It's my favorite time of the week, it's time for the Weekly WYR. See if you're brave enough to choose a side in what surely are the universe's most difficult quagmires. And remember, if you've got a great WYR, submit it at the bottom of this or any WYR article.

Would You Rather…

  • Have to announce to everyone that you're going to take a sh*t every time, or have horrible diarrhea at all the important moments of your life? From Greg
  • Have 10,000 spoons, or a knife? From Yosef
  • Never be able to watch an episode of The Office again, new or rerun, or never be able to see your seventh-best friend again? From Alex
  • Have to give a dollar to every homeless man that crosses your path, or give a hug? From The
  • Never stop crying, or never stop having a runny nose? From Hannah
  • Be a 60 year old millionaire with a model wife who cheats on you, or a poor 25 year old guy sleeps with rich married models? From Amy
  • Be a small town girl living in a lonely world, or be a city boy born and raised in south Detroit? From Patrick
  • Talk in a angry voice when you're happy, or talk in a high pitch voice when you're mad? From Mike
  • Have your foot always be asleep, or your hand always be asleep? From Cameron
  • Watch King of the Hill DVD special features, or go to sleep? From Johnny
  • Post my would you rather, or be mentioned in my suicide note? From Pat
  • Be Captain Planet, or Aquaman? From eric
  • Be constantly bored, or restless? From ly

Finally, this week's winner of the Worst WYR Ever Award is andy, who sent in this.

  • never cum or always cum From Andy

Congrats, Andy! You don't understand the concept of making a hard choice!

If you have a good WYR, submit it below. Check back every Friday to see if yours made the cut.

  • First Name:
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