Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Truly Terrifying Halloween Costumes
October 22, 2007
You don't need an expensive costume to strike fear into the hearts of your friends this Halloween.
A few carefully chosen items of clothing are all it takes to create these disturbing characters:
"I got this real nice colored boy hauling that stump off my lawn. Good kid. Solid upbringing."
"Their last album was a bitter symphony of pain and alienation! It was also $19.99 at Tower Records."
, AT 13-
"People think that 'Magic: The Gathering' is just for kids, but that's untrue. It's also for pixies and wraiths!"
"For the last time, I cannot accept your Scottie Pippin rookie card as payment."
"Did it hurt when I
fell from Heaven
? I'm sorry, are you comparing me to Lucifer?"
, AT 35-
"Loneliness, I choose you!"
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.